A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away in a small country of drunken hobbits called Britain, many feared a dark wizard which ruled the land with an iron fist.
Anyone who dared defy him had that iron fist shoved deep into their man-hole until they liked it.
A small group of prudes, called Pilgrims, who feared being turned into anal-sex loving homosexuals, decided to pack up their women and get the fuck out of Dodge.
They boarded three ships called the Wiener, Penis and Santa Maria and started their magical voyage towards the new world.
There they met sexy Injuns and had a huge fucking orgy.
In order to thank their new white sex-g